Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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