That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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