Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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