Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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