4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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