He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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