For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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