Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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