Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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