Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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