On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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