I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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