It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm like, not good at living.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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