have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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