party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
