Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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