So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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