You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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