god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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