I didn't shave. On purpose
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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