I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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