why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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