2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
