He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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