He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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