GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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