What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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