Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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