WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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