it wasn't lemon gatorade
there's paper in my vomit.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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