Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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