I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Randomize
