You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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