Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.â€
My divorce is turning into a porn script
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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