take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
But theres a keg here and me gusta
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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