This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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