i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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