So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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