They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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