i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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