Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish i was in the wii world.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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