She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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