I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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