So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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