arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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