Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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