so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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