I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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