Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
