Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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