dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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