i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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