y did u give ur computer a hand job?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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