Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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