I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.