Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude