I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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